I have been told that I tend to be overly verbose, so I'll try to make this as concise as I can.
I am a left-handed male, first born ENTJ Virgo, born in the year of the Monkey. I was born on a Saturday, which means I am a Saturday's child who will work hard for a living. Chemistry.com says I am a director-explorer. I come from mostly German/Polish peasant stock, which I suppose means one half of me wants to invade the other half. Besides the German-Polish I am also part English and Irish and one-fourth who knows, so I am pretty much a Northern European mongrel. National Geographic tells me my people emigrated from Africa up through the Middle East into central Asia, then over to Europe. I used to think we came through the Middle East straight to Europe, but it turns out I was wrong.
I think these words form a very good, concise description of me. What do they mean? Hey, I'm not going to do all your work for you! You are on the net - the best research tool in the history of the world - go find out for yourself! If you can't bother to do that then I suppose you'll have to read all my verbose words to come.
I have played (American tackle) football, which I loved dearly, and I currently put the shot and throw the discus and javelin. This fits my broad shoulders, relatively short legs, and fast-twitch muscles. No, I'm not a dwarf! I'm a 6'1" mesomorph who struggles with keeping my body fat down to a healthy level.
If IQ measurements matter for you, mine is high, but I have found that intelligence is mostly a curse instead of a blessing. I have passed this curse down to my children. I'm sorry for that. I am happily, faithfully married for over 26 years to a wonderful woman who shares few of my traits and yet is strong enough, and patient enough, to put up with my quirks. Because of her I have a beautiful house and we have four great children, spanning the ages from twelve to twenty two. We have done our best to help them get started in life, despite the curse of intelligence that we seem to have given them.
I was somewhat of a child prodigy, but not in the overt bad way, like being pushed into things before I was ready, but in the covert bad way, meaning I was seen to have had 'potential' and I have spent much of my life trying to reach my potential. People expected great things from me, and I expected great things from me too.
So what have I done, actually? I did the college thing, then I did the corporate thing, and I stuck with the corporate thing, and I stayed with the corporate thing to pay the bills , and I learned much about the corporate thing that I didn't like but stuck it out, and finally the corporate thing threw me out. I suppose I am proud that I avoided my layoff as long as I did, and I stuck with an incredibly bad situation right through to the end. Yeah, that wasn't easy to do, and I had bills to pay, a lot of bills, what with supporting five other people and four college educations, and I had promises to keep and miles to go before my sleep.
So much of the bills are paid, but many are not yet paid, and I have been cast out by corporate America, cast out by IBM, who said "you'll start slow, with low pay and few benefits, but if you stick with us, trust us, in the long run it will be worth it, with a pension and prestige and at the end you'll be able to do all those things you ever wanted us to do." Yes, I traded my potential fortune for security, and in the end I am left with no fortune and no security. IBM changed the rules in the middle of the game, and they are not even decent enough to admit they did it.
But I do not want to get into that here. Maybe later, in the greater context of my views on the world at large and how things are. Despite what has happened to me I am still better off than many many people, and I am blessed with many fortunate things, and bitterness and anger, while very real emotions, will not serve me well in the future. I will simply say that corporations are, by design, immoral and non-sensible creations that can take on a life of their own, a life which has tremendous power but which lacks all the good attributes that humanity is capable of having.
And look at that, I was not concise at all. Yeah, I can certainly ramble on about things. If you have suffered this far then I give credit to you, my dear reader, and I am afraid all I can promise is more such suffering from my verbiage in the future.